|The song is so sad!!|
I liked the Gamecube's songs better, where'd the cat song go?
To A Man On Grand ManamSetting sunlight dappled a sandy backyard as a breeze carried the scent of early autumn throughout the air. A young, dark-haired, scruffy boy was lying on his back, basking in the weak sunlight on a swing with one leg propped up on the swing and the other rocking back and forth casually. With his arms folded behind his head, he quietly hummed to the song he was listening to on his iPod, a smile stretching ear-to-ear. On the other side of the yard an older boy with lighter hair was underneath a car, fixing it. A radio nearby was playing some country song, half of it was static but the boy didn’t seem to mind. He pulled himself out from under the car to see his younger brother lazily lounging about and chuckled to himself.To A Man On Grand Manam by Rainfire02
“Hey Leo, are you going to spend all summer vacation lying on that swing listening to music?” He called out to him but Leo didn’t respond, too engulfed in the music blasting in his ears. The older boy leaned down and picked up an ac
|This is where...well im gonna have my squeaky and shiny new drawings! adn my old rusty ones too!XD|
Jess(w/ 2 ss' is the ginger)
Jes(w/ 1 s is the one i swim with)
You work with me you're set,
You fuck with me you die.
Me: HA! THAT CATS A PUSSY!
Me: You wanna know what I think? I thin-
Mom: No we don't
Me:*7 AM summer of 10, texting buddies, waiting for swimming practice to start*
text: Hey, u awake?
Nathan replies: How did you know I like tea?
I sned: what?!
*3 hours later*
Nathan replies: sorry I was asleep
Me: After the 7th day, God made the 8th day, and on that day, God said, 'make me a sammich!'
Bucko: well..thats cuz...your an Emma
Me: Oh great im my own species!
Me: oh ok so its like this?
Girl: How could u! ill never love you!
Guy1: NOOOOOOOOOOO*points to guy2*how could you?!ill never sleep iwth you!
Shannon: Hey Emma want the salt?
Shannon: Go get it
Bucko: *sneeze* i sneezed on the potbrownie...sorry im not used to it
Bucko:If you firetruck ride with ANYONE i will kill you
Me:...I thought that was a sex move...
*le gym class of 08(I think)*
Bucko: Hi welcome to second base how may I take your order?
Me: Uhh*pant*can I get a cheeseburger?
Bucko: Oh but we don't serve any REAL food
Me: Oh! Look at my toes! My lil sister did them!
Me: She's 14
Me: I need another finger*stumbles into bathroom*
Family(& Jess): rofl wtf?
Me:*tears apart empty water bottle*nyam am om nom nom
Shannon:*Snatchs it quickly* would you stop?!
Me: I can't help it! I'm hungry...C'mere Mitten...*giggles*
Jes: Well his-...*looks at lil boy* i can't say it with him here..
Me: then use the word...carrot
Jes:Well then, his carrots need to drop
Me:...i like carrots...the fruit!err- VEGETABLE!
Me: hey! you dumbass! get the fuckoff your phone!!!ARGGG!!
Mom: The person behind us is on their phone too Emma
Me: HEY YOU! *turns around* GET THE FU-*ducks*oh shit she's black. 0_0
Me: U clean them dishes
Scott: lol yea brb
Me: I want those dishes so clean, I can eat off of them!
Tawnee: I just met this girl and I've already gone through her legs into a small hole!
Me: Aw dude! You should have brought your smore's kit! We could have smoked the-erm...
*le summer of 10*
Jessica and I sitting in hte bathtub naked after running around in sprinklers, calling mommy over for dinner
Me: Mom can we do Divi's for dinner?
Mom: Sure*walks out*
Me: Ok co-
Mom:*Abruptly wakls back in* I have some serious doubts about you two...
Jess: Maybe she's taking a new approach
Me: Nigga shiiitttt shes gay?
Me: you need to get home
Bucko: u can wait
Me: No i cant, its like trying to hold in your pee
Bucko: drip drip dip lol nice metophor
Me: U bitch i really gotta pee, BAD
Jimmy: Say the alphabet backwards!!
Me: Z Y X-
Jimmy: NONONO i said BACKWARDS
Me: Jimmy wtf? You're drunk off your skinny ass
*le 2010 Jess and I are running through sprinklers..again*
Jess:I want a piggy back ride!
Me: Crouches* PROTECT MY BOOBS JESSICA, PROTECT MY BOOBS
*LE 2010 eating dinner with family*
Me:*Sneezes on le bread*oops...
Mom: You better throw that peice away.
Me: Yea yea i will i will
Grandpa: *Grabs piece i sneezed on*
Me: Pappy wait-...nvmd
Jimmy: Hey...Emma I hear your sister screaming something..
*We hop le fence into my backyard, wait outside her window*
Shamrox: 4 6 29 72 58 IS THIS NORMAL? IS THIS NORMAL?!?
Shamrox: What should her name be?
Me: Ugly Fuck
Shamrox: Do the creep-*BUUURRRPPP*
Me: lol wtf? that wasn't the creep! That was the monster under your bed!
Shamrox: idk what came over me ._.
Dave: Hey Emma you wanna leave early?
Me: wha...uh...a-are you firing me..?
Me: Is this Joe's Pizza?
Me: thank god! Do you deliver in Edgewater?
Me: THANK GOD!!
Alex: Sadface = dumb
Me: sadface = me = sexy beast
Alex: Can't argue with that logic
Me: Theres always some dumb bilbo on shows like these!!
Mom:..Bilbo's a hobbit...
Me:I MEAN BIMBO
Ben: silent treatment, not even titties will save you
Me: Shit just got real
The rain's all like: "Hey Emma! Come out and play!"
And I'm all like: "I can't rain, I've got a job now."
Then Rain's all like: "D':"
Mom: What's RedLightGreenLight?
Me:WHAT. you've NEVER played RLGL??
Me: what do you live in a rock?!
Shannon: Emma, the expression is "Do you live UNDER a rock" not IN it!
Me: NONONO Mother doesn't get the privilage in living underneath a rock, and know what goes on under a rock. she deserves to live inside and to never understand what goes on around her!
Mom: Lol wtf
Dom: Whose Mario?
Me: Luigi obviously..oh wait.*smack*
Jimmy:*tosses bottlerocket into campfire*RUSSIAN ROULETTE!
Me: oh~ I'm gonna put my feet on that-nevermind it's too cold and hard
Reed: That's what she said
Me: YUCK! why's it cold??
Reed: Maybe she's a necrophiliac
Me: WHY'S IT HARD?? LOL
Me: *Having trouble with hiccups, ive been battling them for like...just...it was fucking ridiccuolous*
Becca: Are you gonna bE ok?
ME:don't worryI got this shit*holds breath*
Me:got it*hic DAMMIT!!!
*Whilst in the Poconos...*
Dom: How many pizzas should we get?
Me: Well how many peices is everyone gonna eat?
Richard: Well...I'm going to eat 2-3 slices...Jimmy's gonna eat 2-3 slices cause he's a fatass..
*Dom and I stare at richard*
Both: Do you even realize what you said?
Richard: What? Me? No.
*One night(still in the poconos) Krystyna stumbles into the house drunk and says...*
Krystyna: I'm not just saying this cause I'm drunk....but this rocking chair has been purposely attacking me for that past five days...
Me: Krystyna....you've been drunk for the past 5 days...
*Fourth of July, watching fireworks with Dom and Jimmy*
*single firework goes off*
Jimmy: My eyes are lagging!